Songs from UNHOLY NIGHT: A Krystmasse Rock Fantasia, an original musical created by Adam Dugas.

Songs from UNHOLY NIGHT: A Krystmasse Rock Fantasia, an original musical created by Adam Dugas.

 

AURORA BOREALIS!
AURORA BOREALIS!

Deep in the winter night,
When there is no light,
Deep in the darkest hour of the year,
The lights come up like flames!
The sun dies and screams this name!

AURORA BOREALIS!

Deep in the night in the black winter night comes the fire,
A dance of the ghosts of the dead on a bridge to the sky.
Deep in the night in the black winter night comes the fire,
Reflections of light on the Valkyries shield as they fly.

(Instrumental)

The lights come up like flames!
The lights come and scream this name!

AURORA BOREALIS!
AURORA BOREALIS!

Elves on strike! Elves on Strike! Elves on Strike! Elves on Strike!

ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna take control!
ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna revolt!

We won’t be jolly, we won’t hang holly,
There’s gonna be an elve-olution!
We toil and tinker, for little stinkers,
We’re gonna have an elve-olution!

In Santa’s sweatshop its much too fucking cold to sweat!
Big Red is holding us down, it’s not easy being green.
Come and join the elven army!
Every day we punch the clock, even though we don’t get paid.
If you come to work late, Mrs. Claus will give you shade!

ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna take control!
ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna revolt!

We won’t watch out, we won’t not shout!
There’s gonna be an elve-olution!
Like Norma Rae, we’ll have our day,
We’re gonna have an elf solution!

We’re small, but we’re mighty - don’t push us around!
We’re not your elfin magic clowns!
We’re misbehaving, we’re tied of slaving -
We gotta have an elve-olution!
St. Nick’s a freaking, the reindeer stinking,
We’re gonna form an elfin union!

ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna take control!
ANARCHY AT THE NORTH POLE!
Elves are gonna revolt!

Elve-olution, we’re gonna have an elve-olution!
Elve-olution, we’re gonna have an elve-olution!

Elves on strike! Elves on Strike!
Elves on Strike! Elves on Strike!

lyrics

Mama, I won't be seeing you this Christmas time
I'll miss you and everyone back home.
I'll be running through the hills
Covering my tracks in the snow
Mama, I wish I could visit but you don't know --

I'm getting so tired of living this way
Running from the messes I make 
Mama, I always lose control - 
When the moon shines bright
The trouble begins
And I get hungry for blood…

Cuz I was born 
Under a full moon, 
Under a dark star,
On the 25th December.

And I was cursed
To be a changeling
A bloodthirsty lady
With a temper like a banshee

Ahooooooo!
Ahooooooo!

On Christmas Eve 
Just past the twilight
Under the moonlight
That's when the change comes

And on Christmas morn
While you're unwrapping 
My jaws are snapping
On a tasty little shepherd.

I've got no reason to be jolly
So don't be jingling them bells
Breaking out evergreen and holly
Means its my season in hell!
This is the season - the SEASON OF THE WOLF!

Ahoooooo!
Ahoooooo!

(Instrumental)

Oh Mama dear
I miss the bayou
This time of year's blue
Wish I could come right down right down and see you

I am afraid
I'd come for dinner
And have to skin ya
I'd eat and massacre the family.

Ma, I can see your face a-scowling
Lord only knows, I've tried to fight
But when the Yuletide comes I'm howling
It's never silent in my night!

This is the season - the SEASON OF THE WOLF!
This is the season - the SEASON OF THE WOLF!

Ahoooooo!
Ahoooooo!

words

Come gather round little children
Have I got something for you
It’s Christmastime in the white winter woods
The snow is falling and new
Oh Santa couldn't come to see you
So I've got your presents instead
Just reach inside my big toy bag
And grab yourself something good.

BROKEN TOYS, BROKEN TOYS
BROKEN TOYS, BROKEN TOYS

Good girl, bad boy to me your all the same,
You shall get a broken toy so please do not complain
Christmas warlords brought these just for you
And if you lived in Norway Santa would stuff them in your shoe
They're Broken Toys


Unbroken toys, they're much too good for you
Elmo has a malignant tumor whatcha gonna do
Here is a tea set made with leaden paint
This dolly has a broken leg that isn't that just great
They're Broken Toys


BROKEN TOYS, BROKEN TOYS
For all the spoiled girls and boys
Broken - They're Broken and Dangerous Toys

Stuffed animals with sharp metal teeth
Toy airplane that crashes and burns
Racing car with drunk driver inside
Puzzles that are choking hazards
Jack in the box that constantly throws up
Catcher's mitt that's torn to shreds
Play-doh with shards of glass inside
And broken off baby doll heads.

Behold the danger for all you kids to see
There's a darker side of Christmas
And it starts and ends with me
Christmastime means toys by the mile
But I only have the ones that could easily take out both your eyes

So reach in the bag and see what you have found
Its a scary serial killer hobo big top circus clown
And Buffy here I have one for you too -
Its Barbie with a botched boob job you're future's staring back at you.

BROKEN TOYS, BROKEN TOYS
Hurt little girls and boys
Broken - They're Broken and Dangerous

BROKEN TOYS
Hurt little girls and boys
Who wants Broken Toys
There are here for you to enjoy!
BROKEN TOYS!

OUCH!

Its Krystmasse time at King Arthur's Court
The king he wants a game or a sport
A stranger knocks appears on the scene
A giant knight colored all green.

His skin, his hair, his clothes and his horse
His body, built for maximum force,
All of these with an emerald sheen
Everything is mossy and green

He dares the knights to be bold in the blood,
With a game of blows - his big axe thuds.
The knights all quake except for one swain
King Arthur’s sweet young nephew Gawain.

Unholy Knight!
Grisly and green 
With an unholy ax to grind!
Unholy Knight!
Grisly and green 
With an unholy ax to grind!

Take my axe and take one whack
I won’t move or turn my back
But before the year is over
You must let me take my turn
Oh, Sweet Gawain!
Oh, Sweet Gawain!

The green man pulls his hair from his face
He bows his head and gets into place
Gawain swings high and brings down the ax
Chops off that head in only one whack.

The grisly knight is gored but not dead
He stumbles forth and picks up his head
In hand he holds his head by the hair
And turns the face at Gawain to stare

Unholy Knight!
Grisly and green 
With an unholy ax to grind!
Unholy Knight!
Grisly and green 
With an unholy ax to grind!

Krystmasse at midnight, the Green Knight comes
Testing your mettle, lust and brawn
Will you give into temptation?
Will you back away from fear?

Oh, Sweet Gawain!
Oh, Sweet Gawain!
Oh, Sweet Gawain!
Oh, Sweet Gawain!

I can see from the sky I've been spying on you
You were not doing what you were told.
I've got presents and candy for good little girls
And the others I visit to scold.

Watching, Eyeing
Judging, Spying
You will be punished!

Yes I saw what you did, you're a bad little girl,
I've got eyes in the back of my head
You were lazy and lied, stole a trinket or five
And you've hidden them under your bed

You were naughty,
Proud and haughty - 

Naughty children get what they deserve!
Naughty children feel the wrath of Holda!
Naughty children get what they deserve!
PUNISHMENT!

Little girls and little boys
Are Mother Holda's special joys
Little girls must spin their flax
Or face the blade of Holda's ax!

You can't hide from me, girl, I'm a witch and I watch
You can't trick me, I know what I saw.
I will discipline you, so you learn to behave
Cut your guts out and stuff you with straw

Belt of leather
Tar and feather

Naughty children get what they deserve!
Naughty children feel the wrath of Holda!
Naughty children get what they deserve!
They get coal!
They get pain!
They get death!

HIM:

The WINTER WARLOCK
He's all alone now
The snow is falling 
To freeze his tears

The bells are ringing
And lovers clinging
He feels a chill,
Its cold inside

HER:

The Icy Maiden
She is forsaken
No one has melted
Her frozen heart

The people gather
It doesn't matter
She lights a candle
And draws the shade.

BOTH

The WINTER WARLOCK is coming for you!
The WINTER WARLOCK is coming for you!

HER HIM

The icy maiden She's gone
She is forsaken Lost in the snow
No one has melted Feel the chill
Her frozen heart Come inside

The people gather So tired of being alone
It doesn't matter Ever since my lover has flown
She lights a candle Come on back now
And draws the shade. Come on home

BOTH

The winter warlock is coming for you!
The winter warlock is coming for you!

HIM Sitting by the fire so very close

HER Don't want to leave your side but I just don't know

HIM Look into my eyes, let it go

HER Don't tell me you love me cuz you don't want to be alone

HIM I don't want to be alone

HIM Come a little closer, look at the snow

HER I'm hungry for your love, but I just don't know

HIM Look into my eyes, let it go

HER Don't tell me you love me cuz you don't want to be alone

HIM I don't want to be alone. I don't want to be alone

HIM Don't go, Don't leave me alone at Christmas, I'm so cold. I'm so cold.

HER I don't know. I don't know. I don't know! I don't know!

HIM Baby, please be kind. Don't leave me behind

HER Baby, you got to be true. I'm taking a big risk on you.

BOTH Baby - Baby - Baby - Baby

HIM Don't go! Don't Go! Don't Go! Don't Go! Don't leave me alone in the snow!

HER Hell no! Hell no! Hell no! Hell No! The fire is starting to grow!

HER The Icy Maiden HIM The Winter Warlock

BOTH S/He's not alone now
The snow is falling
Its Christmastime.